Malam ni takde entry about dinner sbb dinner malam ni cuma toast n scrambled eggs aje sbb Mummy tgh malas nak fikir nak masak apa sehari dua ni :-). But I nak cerita about what happened in our neighbourhood last nite. Best you cerita nya, lebih kurang cerita drama Hong Kong, hehehehehe….

But before I start story mory, saje je nak tayang gambar our rented house so you can try to imagine what happened malam tadi ;-). Dari luar nampak kecik aje but it’s quite roomy inside.

It started (well, from my perspective anyway) around 9.30 mlm tadi. Masa tu I tengah khusyuk bersolat Isya’ when keheningan malam was shattered with yelling and screaming. I nak solat pun tak tenteram, hish, hehehe. As soon as I habis solat, I asked The Other Half if he could hear people arguing, he said, he couldn’t hear them. So, biasalah kan, we all ni nosey parker sikit especially if it sounds so close by. We all pun padam lampu and bukak tingkap sikit and intai kat tingkap, wehehehe. Masa tu memang loud and clear dengar suara2 tengah bertengkar but yang hampeh nya it was in Mandarin/Hokkien or Cantonese or one of the chinese dialects anyway so obviously sepatah haram pun we all tak paham. Kira macam tonton Chinese movie without the subtitles lah, wahkahkahkahkah…..

Then, The Other Half konon nya nak jadi lagi nosey parker, he went out of the house to see what was actually going on and berapa ramai orang yang involved. Tapi keluar pun sembunyi2 sebab dia takut kot2 it was the Triads yang tengah bergaduh so tak pasal2 kan, dia pulak yang kena bantai. I pun keluar jugak tapi setakat kat pintu depan aje lah sebab I ni kan pemalu, hehehe. We saw 2 cars stopped in the middle of the road with their lights on and about 20 people loitering around the cars. But tak nampak betul2 sebab haprak nya cars, ada ke pasang lampu terang2 mcm tu, silau lah, mcm mana nak nampak what’s around it! Pastu we saw a lot of our neighbours keluar rumah jugak nak tengok wayang cina in the middle of the road :-). But we definitely could hear them screaming and yelling and arguing. Pastu kereta nak lalu lalang kat situ pun tak boleh sebab the 2 cars were blocking the road. Kalau nak gaduh pun, gaduh lah kat tempat lapang ye tak instead of kat tengah2 jalan, apa lah diaorang ni.

Nampak tak the white car with the boat next to it, kat situlah malam tadi the ‘event’ happened. Scooter biru in the picture tu belonged to The Other Half but it got stolen a few years back (sedih betul :-(( ).

Anyway, back to the story, after about 20 minutes, makin banyak cars yg datang and makin kuat the arguments so The Other Half became a good neighbourhood watch, he called the police. We tak nak lah call the police straight away sebab ye lah, we thought diaorang tak gaduh lama2 sgt. Tapi after 20 minutes and still going strong, tu yang we all called the police. The police was quite good, they were here in less than 3 minutes (police station pun just around the corner aje, tu yg cepat aje diaorang sampai, hehehe). Best betul bila we all tengok 2 police cars raced down the road and 1 paddywagon as well. Rasa macam tengah tengok cerita ‘The Force’ aje :-). Suddenly the road was swarmed with about 10 police officers.

Bila The Other Half nampak the police cars dah sampai, terus aje dia jadi berani and went closer to the orang ramai tu. Chet, perasan berani kejap, hehehe. Pastu the police came up to him and and our neighbours to ask if they were they ones who called the police. The Other Half mengaku lah and our neighbours pun called the police jugak sebenarnya lepas we all called tu. Then the police explained to them what they thought happened. As usual, macam any drama kat TV tu, it involved 1 girl and 2 boys. Kiranya cinta tiga segi lah! Orang yang ramai2 tu hanyalah penyokong2 and kawan2 both of the boys yang involved in the cinta tiga segi tu. Moral support lah konon2 nya or maybe muscle support as well kalau tetiba nak gaduh tumbuk2 kan :-).

Pastu bila the police dah datang and they’ve settled the fight and forced everyone to go home, we all pun masuk lah balik rumah n bersiap2 nak tidur. But then, tengah sedap2 nak lena tu, suddenly we heard loud noises again. Tension betul masa tu sebab ye lah, berapa kali we all nak kena panggil the police kan, pastu dah lah we all kena bangun pagi2 nak gi kerja so nak lah kalau boleh tidur awal!

We all pun buatlah kerja mengintai balik. What we saw was this guy tengah menangis meraung2 kat tepi jalan sambil cuba di tenteram kan oleh his friends. We all rasa this boy was the ‘loser’ of the love triangle. Tu yang menangis meraung sampai tak hingat dunia. But yang we all tension nya tu, tak boleh ke dia meraung menangis kat his own house. Kalau ye pun nak menangis sampai keluar air mata darah, buatlah privately in his own room or pergi tepi pantai ke yang takde orang tu. We all pun dulu pernah gak frust menonggeng bercinta macam dia tapi tak lah sampai meraung2 kat tengah jalan tu and buat orang tak boleh nak tidur. Setakat nangis teresak2 kat dlm bilik atas katil tekup bantal adalah kan, hehehe. Nasib baik lah meraung dia cuma 10 minit aje, kalau tak, memang lah dah kena baling kasut dengan I!

Waduh, panjang gilers entry malam ni semata2 nak cerita our neighbourhood story. Kalau I paham what they were arguing about last nite, memang lah I dah buat skrip and hantar to ‘Neighbours’ or ‘Home and Away’ , and sure nya dah kaya I skrg ni, wahkahkahkahkah….